Wario

(Stolen from Encyclopedia Dramatica)

Wario is one SERIOUSLY fucked up badass motherfucker. He was created by some random Nintendo employee (in all probability their janitor) who was seemingly forced to draw a picture of Mario from memory. He's apparently 10 feet tall. Either that or he was modeled after Danny DeVito and... wait, what the fuck am I talking about? All you need to know is that Wario loves to fuck shit up! His personality is one of a portly Italo-Jew, made evident by the fact that he has an unhealthy addiction to gold coins and garlic. Wario is even more popular in America than his do-gooding brother. Why? Because Americans can relate to the fact that he is extremely obese, has no friends and derives lulz from his ability to fart.

Lore
Wario, unlike the Roman-Catholicly raised Mario, was born before his parents were ever married. Consequently he was always destined to become a fat bastard. At first, Wario's parents made efforts to abort him, but Wario ate the doctor. His parents left him in the woods for wolves to eat but instead the wolves took it upon themselves to raise him as one of their own. A few years later, when Wario was all grown up, he ate the wolves.

I'd tell you more but honestly this article is worth the read: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Wario

Trivia

 * Wario is the fattest Wes